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steveism
steveism is a religion in which steve is god.
steveism is a brand new religion which is based around steve being the overall lord and messiah of the universe.
what or who steve is nobody knows, but what we do know is that if you stick to the laws of steveism, you will join steve in stevetopia, the most wonderful place EVVVA!
Dont delay, join today!!
and if you do join, you will receive a cup and pencil from your nearest steveopolsimo (the steve place of worship, yet to be created, so you aint gettin a cup or a pencil)
steveism is a brand new religion which is based around steve being the overall lord and messiah of the universe.
what or who steve is nobody knows, but what we do know is that if you stick to the laws of steveism, you will join steve in stevetopia, the most wonderful place EVVVA!
Dont delay, join today!!
and if you do join, you will receive a cup and pencil from your nearest steveopolsimo (the steve place of worship, yet to be created, so you aint gettin a cup or a pencil)
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The Steveism Movement
Steve the One knows all and created all.
After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".
For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.
Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!
Hallusteve.
After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".
For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.
Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!
Hallusteve.
Saint Charlie the Chosen was talking of the good word of the steveism movement, I think I will now follow Steve the One.
The Steveism Movement by Prophet of Steve the One July 3, 2011
Stevism
Making a pointless comment in a conversation that you may not even be invloved in or answering a question with an answer only you or an imbecile finds funny
Manager "Steve have you completed that task yet?"
Steve "No but I completed a crossword once" (A Stevism)
Steve "No but I completed a crossword once" (A Stevism)
Stevism by Giles hit squad August 4, 2010
steveism
To do something brilliant, rather by innate capability or by some stupid coincidence of luck. No matter, those you rule, and those who abide by your rule think you are pure genius, even when you are being obtuse.
"If you are good to your customers and provide service, there is a strong likelihood they will re-order from you.What a steveism"
steveism by Hayden Price May 27, 2006
Steveism
Steveism is the religion of believing in a second, higher Earth once you die. If you gain enough knowledge and insight on Earth you will be accepted to a higher earth of more developed beings.
If you do not gain enough knowledge before you die, you will be reincarnated and put back onto Earth to try again.
There is no God, only a 4th dimensional being known as Steve, who simple makes sure the universe is at balance.
There is no sort of church of prayer, just simple learning is what makes it happy.
If you do not gain enough knowledge before you die, you will be reincarnated and put back onto Earth to try again.
There is no God, only a 4th dimensional being known as Steve, who simple makes sure the universe is at balance.
There is no sort of church of prayer, just simple learning is what makes it happy.
Steveism is cool
stereotism
Stereotypical Racism. The act of using humorous stereotypes to mask racism in an underlying attempt to exert dominance over an inferior race.
Whenever one of my Chinese coworkers accuses me of racism in the office, even after I repeatedly assure him is stereotyping to squint my eyes and pronounce my “L’s” as “R’s”, I am able to keep my job by explaining to HR that it is stereotism. Plus, I knew the HR rep was a closet homosexual as was able to use that as leverage.
stereotism by FireMonkeyHoneyBaker September 29, 2022
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murderhobo
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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