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Definitions by FireMonkeyHoneyBaker

IDNLBTDNMIDNLY 

1- (literal) did not listen but that does not mean I do not love you.
2- (reason) to tell someone that, despite their advice, that you did not “go that route” despite your respect for their input.
Brooks: “If I dump the leftover fryer grease in the woods behind me… will deer and owls come and majestically lick it all clean?”

Candice: “Doubtful. And if they do, I can’t imagine it’d be good for them.”

Brooks: “so you’re telling me there’s a chance?”

Candice: “Don’t do that to them”

Brooks: IDNLBTDNMIDNLY

gangbang on breakfast

Being especially rough on a situation in the morning.
You mad at breakfast time? Why you gotta gangbang on breakfast?

stereotism 

Stereotypical Racism. The act of using humorous stereotypes to mask racism in an underlying attempt to exert dominance over an inferior race.
Whenever one of my Chinese coworkers accuses me of racism in the office, even after I repeatedly assure him is stereotyping to squint my eyes and pronounce my “L’s” as “R’s”, I am able to keep my job by explaining to HR that it is stereotism. Plus, I knew the HR rep was a closet homosexual as was able to use that as leverage.
stereotism by FireMonkeyHoneyBaker September 29, 2022
When you and a partner are together and spend equal time hanging out and having sex.

The time must be balanced so that the “sex” and the “hanging out” have similar durations.

* not to be confused with hanger sex or hanging sex
“Are you and Brittney dating?”

“no, we basically just hangsex”