1- (literal) did not listen but that does not mean I do not love you.
2- (reason) to tell someone that, despite their advice, that you did not “go that route” despite your respect for their input.
2- (reason) to tell someone that, despite their advice, that you did not “go that route” despite your respect for their input.
Brooks: “If I dump the leftover fryer grease in the woods behind me… will deer and owls come and majestically lick it all clean?”
Candice: “Doubtful. And if they do, I can’t imagine it’d be good for them.”
Brooks: “so you’re telling me there’s a chance?”
Candice: “Don’t do that to them”
Brooks: IDNLBTDNMIDNLY
Candice: “Doubtful. And if they do, I can’t imagine it’d be good for them.”
Brooks: “so you’re telling me there’s a chance?”
Candice: “Don’t do that to them”
Brooks: IDNLBTDNMIDNLY
by FireMonkeyHoneyBaker December 28, 2023
by FireMonkeyHoneyBaker October 31, 2022
When you and a partner are together and spend equal time hanging out and having sex.
The time must be balanced so that the “sex” and the “hanging out” have similar durations.
* not to be confused with hanger sex or hanging sex
The time must be balanced so that the “sex” and the “hanging out” have similar durations.
* not to be confused with hanger sex or hanging sex
by FireMonkeyHoneyBaker April 08, 2022
Stereotypical Racism. The act of using humorous stereotypes to mask racism in an underlying attempt to exert dominance over an inferior race.
Whenever one of my Chinese coworkers accuses me of racism in the office, even after I repeatedly assure him is stereotyping to squint my eyes and pronounce my “L’s” as “R’s”, I am able to keep my job by explaining to HR that it is stereotism. Plus, I knew the HR rep was a closet homosexual as was able to use that as leverage.
by FireMonkeyHoneyBaker September 30, 2022