steveism 

steveism is a religion in which steve is god.
steveism is a brand new religion which is based around steve being the overall lord and messiah of the universe.
what or who steve is nobody knows, but what we do know is that if you stick to the laws of steveism, you will join steve in stevetopia, the most wonderful place EVVVA!
Dont delay, join today!!
and if you do join, you will receive a cup and pencil from your nearest steveopolsimo (the steve place of worship, yet to be created, so you aint gettin a cup or a pencil)

"my religion sucks"
"join steveism, its great"
"ok"
"here have a cup, and a pencil"

steveism by steve666 December 15, 2008

steveism 

To do something brilliant, rather by innate capability or by some stupid coincidence of luck. No matter, those you rule, and those who abide by your rule think you are pure genius, even when you are being obtuse.

"If you are good to your customers and provide service, there is a strong likelihood they will re-order from you.What a steveism"

steveism by Hayden Price May 27, 2006

Steveism 

Steveism is the religion of believing in a second, higher Earth once you die. If you gain enough knowledge and insight on Earth you will be accepted to a higher earth of more developed beings.

If you do not gain enough knowledge before you die, you will be reincarnated and put back onto Earth to try again.
There is no God, only a 4th dimensional being known as Steve, who simple makes sure the universe is at balance.

There is no sort of church of prayer, just simple learning is what makes it happy.

Steveism is cool

Steveism by Oxphus August 11, 2018

The Steveism Movement 

Steve the One knows all and created all.

After creating the universe we see around us, he went on to making "Steve's Awesome Plan" - which is a plan for everyone and everything... normally ending in "Steve's Awesome Place".

For true believers of Steveism, they will be guided through life, then in death find "Steve's Awesome Place", where you party all day, everyday with no bad endings... just awesomeness.

Find peace in His Holiness, Steve the One, Pebble from the Path of Righteousness, King Panther of the Avon Tribe, Grand Lord of the Movement, Saviour of us all... today!

Hallusteve.

Saint Charlie the Chosen was talking of the good word of the steveism movement, I think I will now follow Steve the One.

The Steveism Movement by Prophet of Steve the One July 3, 2011

Stevieism

STEVIEISM

A religion based on glam and fame.
God- Stevie

Perfectly glamorus god in which is the best.

Key to success is glam and fame.
God Stevie Is better then everyone.

"That woman is Stevieism."
"Shes probibly a Stevieism."

Stevieism by JennyMac January 21, 2008

Stevism 

Making a pointless comment in a conversation that you may not even be invloved in or answering a question with an answer only you or an imbecile finds funny

Manager "Steve have you completed that task yet?"

Steve "No but I completed a crossword once" (A Stevism)

Stevism by Giles hit squad August 4, 2010

Stevenism 

An illness which can cause a person to be incredibly annoying and vinegar-scented. This often occurs in conjunction with Tourettes Guy Syndrome and can occur as either a long-term illness or a permanent illness. Unfortunately, the only cure currently known is death.

Person A (inflicted): Hey guys, or should I say... sup, dudes.
Person B: Umm... kay?
Person C: *sniff* Hmm...
Person A: Which entrance is better? The first or the second?
Person B: What the hell?
Person C: What smells like vinegar?
Person A: AAAARGH FUCK FUCK WHICH FUCKING ENTRANCE IS ASS DICKING BETTER?
Person B: *murder* There, that's better.
Person C: Ah, he must have contracted Stevenism. Poor fellow.

Stevenism by Wrath of the Choclate Starfish August 1, 2009