A cum filled person who can't resist sex, and has to mount themselves on anything resembling a pole. Addicted to semen and can't resist being submissive to his/her master.

I can't believe it, over the summer Becky has become such a sterbert.

sterbert by PokeYourWaffle August 11, 2014

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Storker

a proud member of the Polar Stork team

During the polar Odyssey in Germany, only one storker was sadly missing

Storker by kikolbajaa February 12, 2021

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Sverkerism

A religion focused around Sverker. He is hot, cool, big, curvy, he is Sverker. Those who practice Sverkerism often wear masks depicting the god. People often perform a pilgrimage to his home as an act of honor, to show dedication to the cause.

“I came in my pants when I saw Sverker today”

“Woahhh duuuude! Are you practicing Sverkerism?”
“Yeah duuuuude of course! Who doesn’t dude”

Sverkerism by adamjohan0408 November 9, 2021

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Jenn Sterger

A woman so incredibly hot that men are compelled to send her pictures of their penis, half flaccid or not. Made famous when the legendary #4 inches, Brett Favre, did just that (allegedly).

Brett: "Do you think I should get hard before I send these pictures of my penis?"

Security Guard: "How can you not be hard after seeing Jenn Sterger?"

Jenn Sterger by NumberFourInches October 20, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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