A user, possibly a marketer, onTwitter or other mini-blog tool who 'follows' every user they come across, hoping that this will in turn mean that they get 'followed'.
A chocolate bar marketing agent opens an account on Twitter and then trawls through the network, finds as many people as they can and 'follows' them (i.e. to receive their updates). The agent hopes that many of those they follow will reciprocate and follow their brand, opening the door for their marketing messages. This agent is a 'Storker'.
by Pete Shannon November 12, 2008
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Someone who ships the pairing of Tony Stark/Peter Porker.
"OMG, did you hear that Leah is a storker now?"
"Yeah, I heard she wrote a whole fanfiction about Tony and his lil piggy."
by LivviBee November 27, 2021
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A person who uses the Orkut website to stalk other people.
Stop checking my scraps you damned storker!
by deejaylobo August 07, 2007
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a proud member of the Polar Stork team
During the polar Odyssey in Germany, only one storker was sadly missing
by kikolbajaa February 12, 2021
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