Stork

n. a tall, lanky girl who wears short-shorts, causing her legs to resemble long, slender stork-like limbs. Generally storks are stuck up bitches.

Guy 1: Dude, look at all those hot chicks in them shorts!

Guy 2: What, you mean those storks, those are some stuck up bitches.

by StorkPatrol May 08, 2009

Stork

Verb
To stork

To have sexual intercourse with the specific objective of creating a baby.

You know you're in a serious relationship when, instead of saying 'let's have sex', you say 'let's stork.'

We really want a child buy my husband has a low sperm count so we've been storking like crazy.

by Malcolm Martin June 22, 2017

Stork

A woman you loves to give head have dudes nut in her mouth. She carries dudes' babies around in her mouth, hence the reference to the word stork (like a stork who delivers babies).

That chick is a stork yo! She be swallowin' mad babies.

by M Dids July 11, 2008

Stork

Can replace any adjectives or verb.

"That was a storkin' party last night!"
"Yeah, I got storked last night by six girls!"

by Heidi and Jacob March 12, 2007

Stork

v. To impregnate a hot bitch.

Damn that girl is hot, someone should stork that bitch.

I storked that fly honey.

by Mitch Side & Doug E. September 07, 2010

Stork

stork as in wicked mad cool pc gangsta figure skaters.

stork it up. thoose storks are pretty cool. i wish i was a stork

by pcfsc November 23, 2004

Stork

When you have anal sex with a woman and leave you cum filled condom in her ass without telling her.

"What did you do last night"

"I was at a party and i storked this drunk bitch"

"Ha...I've been dieing to do that lately, it must suck for them the next morning"

by The one and only CG August 16, 2008