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Stephen "Hauk"ing

When a girl is giving a blowjob and her neck gets tired, so she rests it on her shoulder and continues slobbing that knob.

Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl started doing the Stephen Hauking...
Example: "Man, I lasted so long my girl had to perform the Stephen "Hauk"ing."
by The blumpqueen January 31, 2025
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Stephen Hawking Swirl

An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.
Craig: Yo, now watch this shot

*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*

Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!
by Missing Waldo September 1, 2012
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Stephen Hawking

A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.
Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.
by MrHankeyTheChannukaPoo May 17, 2014
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Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.
"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010
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Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.

A sarcastic phrase that originated in a Steam review for Call of Duty Black Ops 3, when a game loads so slowly to the point where you assume someone who can't even run (Stephen Hawking) is faster than the loading time of the game.
John waited for his new game to load, and the game's loading time said it would finish in 3 days.
John: (Writing a negative review) Stephen Hawking runs better than this game.
by GunnyMan4 September 14, 2016
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Stephen Hawking

"My grandpa was a real Stephen Hawking"
by TheRudestJack600900 May 11, 2018
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Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.
That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.
by Conley9 September 28, 2009
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