Stalk-ol-o-gy stawk ólləjee (n.) The science of knowing a guy's/girl's (who is referred to as a
target) life in significant detail, more than the
person knows their own life.
Maybe even more than you know your own life
Guy: Hey dude, you know that girl, Sarah?
Guy's friend: Yeah, what about her?
Guy: She's
got a
Ph. D in stalkology
man, I swear. She knows my mother's middle name, I didn't even know my mother's middle name!