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Slapology 

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"
1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology
Slapology by xPhoenix July 23, 2010
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"OK, but it will cost you $75 an hour."
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Snepiology 

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Simpology 

The study of the simp including type of simp, a way a simp behaves, and why they get butt raped.
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Stemcology 

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Novel small molecules are developed by adopting principles of stemcology for treating cardiac diseases.
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sarpology 

(n) sarcastic apology

related forms:
(v) sarpologize
"Stop sarpologizing, I know you don't mean it."

"If you give me one more lame-ass sarpology, I'm gonna slap you!"
sarpology by n00bcannonball December 1, 2010