stabology

The science of stabbing someone very hard in funny places.

"Don't mess with me in a Knife fight, bro. I got a doctorate in Stabology."

by Professor Thawne November 6, 2023

tauro-scatology

This term is a synonym for bullshit.

Tauro-scatology alert! The Presidential debates are being aired tonight and we're in for such dreck as "The Audacity of Hope."

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head December 9, 2007

Strahology

Strahology is the religion devoted to the worship of Australian actress Yvonne Strahovski.

Strahologists worship at the feet of the beautiful blonde actress and follow her career with devotion; from Chuck and Dexter to the Mass Effect series and beyond.

"What's your religion?"
"Strahology."
"Awesome."

by SellyOakRam December 10, 2012

Slapology

An apology coupled with an insult. Usually not intended.

Pronounced " sluh-pol-uh-gee"

1. I'm sorry for not wanting to go to "Extreme Pita" but the way you use Pita bread is NOT extreme

2. Man:I Love you but you're not as hot as Jessica Alba

Woman: I'm not taking that as an apology, I'm taking it as a Slapology

by xPhoenix July 23, 2010

bovine scatology

Another word for bullshit

The idea that nobody but Alex Jones knew that muslim terrorists were planning to fly jumbo-jets into the World trade Center is absolute bovine scatology.

by Jolly Roger March 22, 2004

scatology

scatology is the study of shit. this ,of course, would include the smell,taste,and touch, of not only human, but animal shit as well.

hello, I am Joe and I am at freshman at Pinchaloaf University and my major is Scatology.

by baugh July 3, 2004

reverse stalkology

when you follow your stalker around to make them think your creepy therefore they wil leave you alone

girl 1-"parker is stalking me"
girl 2-"use reverse stalkology so he'll leave you alone'

by Berthaleein December 21, 2008