Steertn

The word steertn is a word that is used in the netherland. If you use this word your a farmer en you shit yourself #ervarn

Girl: Look he is so steertn that he cant walk
Boy: he is always steertn

Girl: he is an alcoholic

by Je pa en ma October 30, 2019

Steering Wheel Holder

A person in control of a motor vehicle who is merely going through the motions of driving. Generally unaware of the situation around them, their mind likely not focused on operating the vehicle. Typical symptoms include driving slow in the left lane, tunnel vision, and being on their phone.

This idiot has been going 50 mph in the left lane for the past ten miles, he’s clearly just a steering wheel holder.

by Mikokat92 May 8, 2019

Steering by Armstrong

Car with no power steering. The steering wheel is so fucking hard to turn you need strong arms to make it move.

I'm glad I have my new wheels. My old car had Steering by Armstrong installed in it.

by virtualMe January 31, 2009

Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

Steering

being a control freak (and/or extremely distrustful of the other person) by second-guessing his actions or manipulating him into doing what you want.

Often it's just as you're about to do the action -- change lanes, turn off the TV, whatever -- but by indicating they feel you should do that action, the steering person has taken all credit for it, and portrayed you as incompetent.

"Do you want to change lanes here?"
"Dude stfu, stop steering me, I was already going to turn there."

by mercuryfx August 12, 2009

Steering Wheel Choke Hold

While getting road head from a chick, you tilt the steering wheel all the way down until she is choking on your street meat! Then proceed to pull on to the shoulder hitting the rumble strip causing her to choke on your skin flute!

On my way home from my date last night, the chick decided to give me some road head. I upped the ante with a Steering Wheel Choke Hold!...Then followed it up with a whale punch!

by Dirtimus January 20, 2011

Steering Wheel Tan

The uneven tan you receive where your left arm is darker than your right.

Girl, I really need to go to the tanning bed or let someone else drive while I'm the passenger, because I've got a bad case of steering wheel tan.

by Melissa Hupalo August 25, 2008