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Steaming Pile 

A heaping helping of fast food, purchased or stolen from KFC, the popular fast food franchise.

Requirements are as follows...

-It has to be literally steaming to the naked eye upon delivery

-It has to consist of no less than four different menu items

-It must be ordered and consumed while either drunk, or severely hung over

To conclude... If you're going to get a Steaming Pile, be ready to get loose with some serious deuce abuse the following morning. A fresh, glistening toilet bowl is a Steaming Pile's closest friend.
Get off the couch right now, son. It's time for a steaming pile.
Steaming Pile by snickelfitch January 19, 2012
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steaming pile of shit 

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.
"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.
steaming pile of shit by Indica35 November 11, 2015

steaming pile of crap 

A D-link DIR-655, or any other device made by d-link
Ah man, my router is a steaming pile of crap!

Yo, why you buy d-link?

steaming pile of cock 

This is when someone is tricked into looking at anothers large flacid cock and balls in a cold environment. The owner of the pile of cock must first engage in a physical activity to ensure that his cock and balls are hot sweaty and steaming. This can be achieved by playing table tennis with a few friends.
I was tricked into coming into the meat freezer when I was met by a huge steaming pile of cock.
steaming pile of cock by Da Sak September 8, 2006

steaming pile of crap 

ASX:JRV
I bought some shares in JRV and they turned out to be a steaming pile of crap.
steaming pile of crap by rutz912 March 26, 2011

steaming pile of goodness 

the combination of hot shit and shit hot. two of the most awesome people you wish you could meet.
SHIT HOT-attractive, hung like a paint can, so smrt, excels at everything he attempts
HOT SHIT- attractive slightly older gentlemen. well knowledgeicated about old people shit and everything else.
you will never be as cool as us.
nolen and sparrow or sparrow and nolen are the steaming pile of goodness. definelty not you or your lame fuck friends

Steaming Pile of Crap 

Edge (AKA: the new-new Internet Explorer), Bing, or any other browser and search engine which are widely used to install a better browser and default search engine.

For each of these "services" which "service you" individually, regardless of consent, see "Piece of Crap".
Oh no, I accidentally typed something in and it opened in this Steaming Pile of Crap instead of my Real Browser.

Oh wow, Windows is now set on taking Chromium and turning that into a Steaming Pile of Crap too. At least it is slightly more secure.
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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