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Holistic Steamroller
A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.
Example one:
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.
Example two:
Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...
Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!
Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...
Holistic Steamroller by Belch Queen March 4, 2019
Steamroller
A weapon used for crushing/killing someone. Most effective when you drop it from mid air during stopped time.
I remember when a vampire dressed like a leprechaun sucked my granddad's blood and tried to flatten me with a Steamroller by dropping it on me from 20 feet in the air and proceeded to punch it while screaming "useless".
Steamroller by Yee Yee 99 December 30, 2019
Fart Fest Steamroller
It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face
Fart Fest Steamroller by lampgash June 17, 2018
Iron Steamroller
The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed
Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun
Iron Steamroller by cum_on_a_broom September 13, 2018
illinois steamroller
illinois steamroller by Dieje January 24, 2009
Japanese steamroller
The art of pooping in between a womans breast and using a quesadilla wrap to roll it up, then generally given to an unsuspecting guest.
Me: Yo Rico, man I met this bitch downtown last night and I was so fucked up she convinced me to give her a Japanese steamroller. And get this she gave it to her fuckin roommate!
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.
Rico: Damn dude.
Me: Yeah, I know right.
Rico: Nah, like that's just fucked up but I mean whatever floats your boat right.
Japanese steamroller by Dr. Martin Luther king jr. June 30, 2019
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