steamloller 

A joke that is so funny that when all laughing has finished you feel as if you have been run over by a steamroller. You have trouble breathing, your chest hurts, smiling causes pain and the like.

"Oh man. That was a steamloller."

steamloller by Ethan Feldman August 6, 2005

steamloller 

A steamroller containing the substance of 'lol'. Suggests hearty lollerin'

"Steamloller!"

steamloller by steamloller March 13, 2003

Holistic Steamroller 

A Holistic Steamroller is something that crushes your mind, body and spirit. It is an occurrence or person that is so devastating to one part of oneself that it crushes the others also.

For example, a physical accident or illness can be so destructive that it tears down the mind and spirit, too. Or mental abuse can lead to a physical and spiritual demise, as well. Likewise, some terrible atrocity that cuts down the spirit will also afflict the body and mind, crippling the emotional life and causing physical illness.

Example one:

Caring person: hey how are you?
Sad lady: I'm fine. No, not really. I've been hit repeatedly by a holistic steamroller and I don't see the point anymore. I'm in physical pain, my man cares more about gadgets, fantasy women and food than he cares for me, and my friends just want what they can get from me. I feel used and neglected at the same time.

Example two:

Caring person: hey How are you? I heard you were in the hospital...

Afflicted Man: (mocking) yeah, I'm great!! I can't work, had a seizure, found out I have a cancerous brain tumor, my wife is a drunk, we have three babies to feed, and nobody gives, or ever has given, a shit! Howdya think I am???!!!

Caring person: (to self) that's a holistic steamroll if ever I saw one...

Holistic Steamroller by Belch Queen March 4, 2019

Steamroller

A weapon used for crushing/killing someone. Most effective when you drop it from mid air during stopped time.

I remember when a vampire dressed like a leprechaun sucked my granddad's blood and tried to flatten me with a Steamroller by dropping it on me from 20 feet in the air and proceeded to punch it while screaming "useless".

Steamroller by Yee Yee 99 December 30, 2019

Fart Fest Steamroller 

It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face

That was a crazy fart fest steamroller last night!

Omg can we try the Fart Fest Steamroller later?

Fart Fest Steamroller by lampgash June 17, 2018

Iron Steamroller 

The act of when someone wants to feel what it is like to have sexual intercourse paralyzed, so they purposely crush their legs with a steam roller all the way up to the knee cap then proceeds to have sexual intercourse paralyzed

Last night was amazing, I just did the Iron Steamroller with Judy and it was the time of my life, unfortunately I can't go on the hike with you guys but you have fun

Iron Steamroller by cum_on_a_broom September 13, 2018

illinois steamroller 

A steamroller that was made in Illinois.
What did you expect?
Pervert.

Illinois steamrollers are better than normal steamrollers. Or are they? Who gives a fuck?

illinois steamroller by Dieje January 24, 2009