The worst fucking ship that has ever tragically sailed...
Involving Steve Rogers (Captain America) and his fucking dead ex's niece (Sharon "shouldn't have kissed Steve" Carter)
(RIP Peggy Carter you ARE missed pls come back and save our Stevey)
Wow, man. I just wish Staron would go down like the Titanic.
Shavon is someone you can trust and will look after you. She is someone who will make you laugh and always make you happy, she is a person to always have a happy personality no matter her own emotions and usually focuses on her friends. She’s often artistic and very book smart. She mostly acts like a huge doof.
Having Shavon in your life will be one of the greatest things, and you should be happy you found someone as great as her, who will care for you 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Pulling a stevon:(verb) or just a stevon for short is when one continually passes out multiple times at parties after only minuscule amounts of alcohol. A stevon can also be categorized as someone who habitually passes out at parties and then proceeds to wake up and attempt to eateverything in sight.
Pat: Hey where is Will at?
Jerry: Oh I think he's pulling a stevon on the couch...
A description for when the text (or writer) of a story actively asserts facts of character or circumstance that are, in actuality, false to majority of audience members.
Derived from: Character - Tom Scavo (Desperate Housewives)
"I'm really confused by this tv show" - "Why" - "We're supposed to believe he's a nice guy but he's treating his wife like shit. The scavonian dissonance is giving me a migraine!"
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.