Staticus

An individual whom enjoys being on the receiving end of Anal and Facials whilst playing a banjo to the tune of "its raining men". Can sometimes be to the tune of "YMCA".

"Did you hear Dustin was into staticus? He was with Joe last night!"

by rejectionh December 11, 2022

Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

by Balphius October 4, 2010

Statius

The act of using one or more dulled knives as sexual toys, for either men or women.

I gave her a nice hot statius, and she instantly started to bleed profusely.

by mk4_1.8t February 27, 2009

statics

A beginning class for most civil and mechanical engineers. 1 of the basic mechanics class in your engineer career. It can be easy or hard depending on who your instructor is.

CEE270 Statics, Prereq: C(not C-) in Physics 170.

by K3D September 19, 2007

Swaticuss

a reference to the best person ever created on earth. (sorry LOVE)

That guy is such a "Swaticuss"!

by ismilee February 4, 2010

staticursion

Going nowhere. Staying in place.

A variant on the words excursion, incursion, recursion, discursion.

Putting on neither coat, nor hat, nor boots, grabbing neither his car keys nor his bag, he prepared for another staticursion, staying where he was, where he had been, and where he would be for the foreseeable future - home.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

staticxsight

a swag individual who is very swag and shit

staticxsight is swag

by swagmessiah777 June 27, 2023