statics 

A beginning class for most civil and mechanical engineers. 1 of the basic mechanics class in your engineer career. It can be easy or hard depending on who your instructor is.

CEE270 Statics, Prereq: C(not C-) in Physics 170.

statics by K3D September 19, 2007

Fucking Statics 

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.

twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!

Fucking Statics by Balphius October 4, 2010

Static Cruising 

To enjoy the company of friends and peers whilst doing nothing or achieving nothing.

Can be associated with: chillin', hanging-in.

"Let's all stay in and just static cruise."
"Yeah, that sounds cool."
...
"What did you do last night?"
"Nothing much. Just some Static Cruising."

Static Cruising by Dunc-The-Hunk February 11, 2010

Staticky 

Staticky... the feeling of wanting to fight someone or the feeling you get after fighting someone

Dave: Ever since Steven and Tyler fought there has been a lot more fights

Ethan: I guess they left the whole school feeling staticky

Staticky by CHYTHEGOD May 3, 2017

AP Statistics 

A class taken by many high school students to avoid taking Calculus. Little do they know, it's merely the unaborted result of a drunken one night stand between Math and English that inherited the ugly traits from both of it's parents. This little shit is deceptive. Students will enter the class with high hopes, but as the year progresses they slowly tumble into the black pit of never ending despair and existential dread as they realize that nothing can save them from the void of misery that is the approaching AP Exam.

Student 1: I'm going to avoid taking Calculus by taking AP Statistics.

Student 2: Good luck, fam. I'll pray for you.

AP Statistics by I_dont_like_sand_ November 9, 2016

No Static 

Means "no beef"

-"We good man?"
-"Yea dawg, no static."

No Static by Hermitage_XCountry April 11, 2009

Static 

Having beef with someone

Person 1:You want static?
Person 2:Nah im good fam

Static by NewYorker101 May 17, 2019