Stataphobia

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.

Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.

by KII April 8, 2013

Stataphobia

The severe anxiety of updating ones facebook status, due to the fear nobody will 'like' it.

Oh my god make your facebook status chillen with Harry and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room!

Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh

by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010

statueaphobia

A fear of street entertainers.

"Get me away for here, i have statueaphobia"

by LamyyBlud May 13, 2010

scatophobia

The fear of fecal matter.

my little brother will not go to the circus due to his severe case of scatophobia.

by BassistBan March 12, 2008

shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009

stachaphobia

the fear of mustaches

Jeff Foxworthy's mustache gives me stachaphobia

by JAP tupper July 11, 2010

Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling your dick before you are fully erect

You: Yo man I hope she doesn't try to rush in to get my pants off
Homie: Why, don't you want her on it
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: True if she sees it still soft she gon' think it's only 3 inches lol

by matricksman October 2, 2015