scatophobia 

The fear of fecal matter.

my little brother will not go to the circus due to his severe case of scatophobia.

scatophobia by BassistBan March 12, 2008

Stataphobia 

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.

Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.

Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

scopophobia 

an extreme fear of being seen or stared at by others

scopophobia sufferer: dear god and dear lord do nOT LOOK AT ME

scopophobia by tankard December 31, 2013

scenophobia 

- the fear of scenesters.

my best friend suffers from scenophobia because she actually goes to concerts to hear the music.

scenophobia by saraah September 16, 2008

scopophobia 

AN INTESTINE FEAR OF BEING LOOKED AND OR STARED AT AS WELL AS SOME SERVERE CASES BEING AFRAID OF BEING MENTIONED

DO NOT LOOK AT US PLEASE

I REPEAT;

D O N O T L O O K A T U S I B E G O F Y O U

Someone with Scopophobia; "Please don't look at me, I have scopophobia and it really freaks me out."

Random person while directly looking at them; "Oh! I understand *name*! I have stage fright sometimes, it's fine being looked at, just get over it. "

Same person with Scopophobia; "Now you, dear mortal do not understand with how much capacity this has taken to affect me, now may you please not mention or look at me before I either have a panic/anxiety attack, or pull a SCP-096."

scopophobia by lycxnwolf February 25, 2021

Scomophobia 

Fear of being governed by a fossil fuel or climate denier.

'ScoMo' is the nickname of the current Australian Prime Minister, a staunch supporter of coal mining and resister of science. Scomophobia has spread through the Australasian region as neighbouring nations look on in terror and disbelief. Scomophobics believe in science and have a profound emotional attachment to their home planet.

The Scomophobia was so serious the school children had to go on strike for 3 years.

Scomophobia by zeldazzle October 1, 2019

Swagophobia 

The fear of swag fags and everything about them. Usually mature people and people who have good common sense have this.

usage: "Bro...i think I have swagophobia."
"why?"
"because I see that swaggot treating his girl like shit,and it makes me wanna sock him in the throat"
"its I have that too"

Swagophobia by methedonekitty October 7, 2013