Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling your dick before you are fully erect

You: Yo man I hope she doesn't try to rush in to get my pants off
Homie: Why, don't you want her on it
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: True if she sees it still soft she gon' think it's only 3 inches lol

Softaphobia by matricksman October 2, 2015

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Softaphobia

The fear of a girl feeling or seeing your dick when you aren't fully erect

You: I hope when she come over she don't get to it real quick
Homie: Why not don't you want to get her?
You: Yea but I have softaphobia
Homie: Oh yeah if she try it early she gon' think it's 3 inches ha

Softaphobia by matricksman October 9, 2015

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Stataphobia

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.

Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.

Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

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shitaphobia

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain

mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.

shitaphobia by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009