statueaphobia 

A fear of street entertainers.

"Get me away for here, i have statueaphobia"

statueaphobia by LamyyBlud May 13, 2010

Stataphobia 

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.

Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.

Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

Statusphobia 

A condition in which a person fears not being able to update their facebook/myspace status at all hours of the day.

Guy 1: Did that bitch just update her status again?
Guy 2: Yeah she does it every 5 minutes I think she has statusphobia.

Statusphobia by Burrsketball May 6, 2010

Statuphobia 

The act of being made uncomfortable or morally apprehensive at the idea of two people above and below the age of 18 having sex, as in statutory

Kevin: 99.9% of America has statuphobia
John: I don't think most of America is afraid of statues
Kevin: That's megalophobia and that's a whole separate issue

Statuphobia by XKM July 14, 2018

Stataphobia 

The severe anxiety of updating ones facebook status, due to the fear nobody will 'like' it.

Oh my god make your facebook status chillen with Harry and Hermione in the Gryffindor common room!

Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh

Stataphobia by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010

Statuephobia 

The fear and hostility towards Statues. Usually the result of a mental disorder or brainwashing and sufferes may have issues with knowing what period of time they are in. This phobia was just born after the uprising of President Donald Trump.

"I feel sorry for that liberal over there, he has Statuephobia ." Friend, "Yea that must suck."

Statuephobia by CarlAzuzV.2 April 19, 2018