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Staircase
Staircase by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 18, 2019
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Starecase • scarecase • staircase • starcasm • starcake • starcastic • Starscape • Staircased • Streasel • sarcased
starcasm
a extremely unstable gamergirl rumored to be a cat she is possessive and addictive . said to be uber mysterious and sexy in a way thats hard to describe.
starcasm by NotBroclee July 6, 2018
staircase wit
thinking of the right answer too late; the perfect, usually piercing, riposte that you conceive only when replaying a verbal exchange later in your head
from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
from the French l'esprit d'escalier, the witty repartee you thought of as you're going downstairs to leave
My coworker Ann had taken to calling me "Markus", which I hate. I told her I hated it, and her response was,"It's a term of affection."
I muttered something like "Well it's not".
What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
I muttered something like "Well it's not".
What I SHOULD have said:
Considering her name, "OK, to cement this 'affectionate' relationship, I'll call you An(n)us."
staircase wit by Mandingoe July 14, 2004
Shit staircase
When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet
Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"
Shit staircase by dirtydom February 20, 2010
Streasel
To strategically weasel. The act of shirking responsibility for ones actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Commonly used in corproate settings.
"Man, Jerry sure streaseled his way to the top with that new promotion. I don't know what that guy does all day long except throw people under the bus."
Streasel by Snuggs O'Dade May 16, 2008
staircase warrior
1st Guy- “Bro that girl a staircase warrior don’t fuck with her”
2nd Guy- “ Fucking in a staircase is crazy… you right i won’t fuck w ha”
2nd Guy- “ Fucking in a staircase is crazy… you right i won’t fuck w ha”
staircase warrior by Nolafiona87 December 3, 2022
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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