Definitions by dirtydom

Cock Sporran 

A very hairy Ball sack similar to the Scottish Sporran that is worm with a Kilt

Look at me Hairy Cock Sporran Jimmy!

Cock Sporran by dirtydom July 7, 2010

Frog Skid

The result of running over the remains of a frog that the car in front has just run over

Driver "Damn I just ran over some Frog Skid"
Passenger "Well I aint cleaning that off the tyres"

Frog Skid by dirtydom April 10, 2010

Shit Skiing 

When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.

Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"

Shit Skiing by dirtydom March 29, 2010

Shit staircase

When a group of people shits in the toilet, but decides not to flush, thus creating a shit staircase to the rim of the toilet

Cleaner1 "Those students are filthy bastards"
Cleaner2 "Why?"
Cleaner1 "They left a shit staircase in the lavatory"
Cleaner2 "Filthy Students"

Shit staircase by dirtydom February 20, 2010

Pack of Crap

Something that is rubbish

That film Driven is a total Pack of Crap

Pack of Crap by dirtydom February 18, 2010

Warm Sunrise

Normally you wake up in the morning and go for a piss. With this you don't get up and piss the bed letting the warmth spread over you.

I could be arsed to get up this morning, So I gave myself a warm sunrise

Warm Sunrise by dirtydom February 15, 2010