Streasel

To strategically weasel. The act of shirking responsibility for ones actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Commonly used in corproate settings.

"Man, Jerry sure streaseled his way to the top with that new promotion. I don't know what that guy does all day long except throw people under the bus."

Streasel by Snuggs O'Dade May 16, 2008

Streasel

To strategically weasel. The act of shirking repsonsiblity for one's actions while simultanesouly appearing cool and in control. To red herring with mal intent. Used especially in corporate settings.

"Man, he really streaseled his way to the top with his promotion. I don't know what he does all day except thro people under the bus."

Streasel by Snuggs O'Dade May 17, 2008

streusel 

male ejaculate

Uhhmm... you got a little streusel on your face...

streusel by r.u.fo.real February 24, 2009

StreamElements 

A very shitty version of the Twitch bot called NightBot

I wish I could use NightBot but StreamElements is paying me money to use them.

StreamElements by ThePooDrew February 14, 2019

Steasel 

To deliberately put down a friend in front of a girl in order to make yourself look better.

The act of weaseling your way into a situation using the lowest means of sabotage possible. Examples include unnecessary guilt trips and the belittling of friends in order to accomplish selfish motives.

Sam steaseled David at the dinner table when he called David a rude and selfish asshole for not inviting the ladies at the table to serve themselves food first. Consequently, Sam looked like a gentleman, while David looked rude. Therefore, David just got steaseled by Sam.

Adam steaseled his way into the girls bedroom by humiliating his friend.

The steasel Jordan pulled on me made it so that I could never have sex with that girl again.

Tom steaseled his way into a party he was not invited to, taking the place of a friend that would have been invited otherwise.

Steasel by that raza daza November 28, 2010

Stressel 

A stressel is a vessel into which you can deposit or relieve yourself of stress.

This could often be a person, for example a friend or confidante, who absorbs your stress when they listen to you go on and on about work or something.

Alternatively a stressel could be a literal vessel, such as the pint of beer you eventually drop that guy's mobile into after it's been ringing incessantly for the last half an hour. Try it. It's fun.

I'm pissed off with just being your stressel, bruce. I have my own problems too.(Possible neighbours usage)

"Who's been using the bird-bath as a stressel again?" Said Giles as he fished yet another cowbell out. (Possible Emmerdale usage)

"Pass me that stressel, I need to be sick." (Possible Sex and the City usage.)

Stressel by Paddymelon October 17, 2010