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a game that made my best friend GEMINI leave cause I've been forgetting to buy it for a year
"GET STARDEW"
Stardew by Ren__!! June 14, 2021
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stardew valley 

A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.
1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*

stardew valley 

a "casual" and "relaxing" game.
guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT

Stardew Valley 

The only game where you can marry a dumb blonde, divorce her, then proceed to marry red head chick and build a mansion from a shitty trailer.
Man, Stardew Valley is such a great game! I broke everyone's heart!

stardew valley 

A farming simulator you can't put down no matter how hard you try. Mostly because you can mod it and it's not just farming.
"Hey, did you get Stardew Valley?"
"I wanted to see if it was worth it, so I pirated it. Then I bought it."
stardew valley by Coolioo_ May 5, 2018

stardew valley 

A farming simulator that has dating sim elements. Aka a great game.
I can't figure out the best summer crop in Stardew Valley.
I think I'll marry Sebastian in this run.
stardew valley by Kirsale May 9, 2018

stardew valley 

The one game to help you chillax after a long day at the office and instead of engaging with your real-life family you can engage with this and have a chill time farming in a videogame.

-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to

watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people
Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.
stardew valley by reubeno March 12, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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