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A stressful essay is a stressay. If there's an essay that is making you really stressed it's a stressay. Stressay's are the worst.
Friend #1: My essay has to be 10000 words long. Ugh! It's going to take forever I don't even know what to write.
Friend #2: Oof! Sounds like a real stressay
Stressay by OKURNESSEABJ August 30, 2019

Stressarrhea 

Noun. Rapid onset or ongoing bouts of diarrhea brought on by acute levels of stress. Stress and anxiety can cause GI distress that is not food or digestion related.
I had major Stressarrhea the whole time my inlaws were in town.
Stressarrhea by Autmrane January 29, 2018

starless 

completely out of it, especially due to intake of drugs or alcohol. from the original meaning, to be lost.
George: "Haha, what happened last night?"
Bill: "Man, that LSD got you fuckin' starless"
starless by |david| September 9, 2006
An essay that you had a lot of time to do and have to finish it the night before its due.
I can't go, I have this stressay I need to take care of.
Stressay by ohyes55 May 8, 2017

stressaying 

working on an essay while under tremendous stress
OR
using stress as a motivation to complete essay
ive been stressaying all day!
i will talk to you later, i need to go stressay.
stressaying by Imran Mohammad November 16, 2006

Stressaholic 

A medical diagnosis in which one overly stresses out for pointless reasons, particularly grades when they already have above a 4.0.
90% of the Monta Vista student body overly worries about their GPA. They are diagnosed stressaholics.
Stressaholic by ExtenshinalCords January 5, 2010