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stardew valley 

A fun farming game that sucks the life out of you.
1:00 P.M. "I'm just going to play stardew valley for an hour."
1:00 A.M. *still playing stardew*

Stardenburdenhardenbart 

Isn’t actually a real word, Americans say it‘s german for cat.
American: If I call my cat Stardenburdenhardenbart she listens to me!
German: You know this isn‘t an actual word, right?
American: Of course it is!

stardew valley 

a "casual" and "relaxing" game.
guy: hey, you should get stardew valley, it's nice and relaxing
guy 2: sure
3 days later
guy 2: fuckfuckfuckfuck i need a truffle for community center shiiiiiiiiit please merchant have one
I GOT KNOCKED OUT WHAT?! I LOST MY BEST WEAPON! what the fuck do i doooooo
comeon i need to get to the house NO I PASSED OUT FUCKING BULLSHIT

Stardenburdenhardenbart 

A meme and made up word that originated from a TikTok about calling cats in different languages. The person in the video used "stardenburdenhardenbart" to call for a german cat, which lead to people believing it's a german word and other people even claiming it had a specific meaning. It is, however, not a german word, nor does it have any meaning in the german language, it's just german "sounding" gibberish.
Person: "Hey, if I call that cat "stardenburdenhardenbart" and it comes over, that means it's a german cat, right?"
German: "Call it what? That's not even a word!"
Person: "Well, I saw it in a TikTok so it must be real."

Starlene 

Starlene is one of a kind and unique as the name. She has bedroom eyes and a brain just as sexy. Be careful with a Starlene, if you break her heart things will never be the same even if you are friends.
Loyal to a fault. This girl is the Unicorn of woman kind and if you ever have her be sure to never let her go.
Starlene by TrapShorty March 3, 2015

Stardew Valley 

The only game where you can marry a dumb blonde, divorce her, then proceed to marry red head chick and build a mansion from a shitty trailer.
Man, Stardew Valley is such a great game! I broke everyone's heart!