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Stanground

It’s a cool place n all, but the Stanground Academy is awful, Everyone is okay except for year 9’s and above. Half of them are Thots and the other half fight all the time. Yes, I go stanny, its shit.
Also if you see this can you get Mr Lewis to reply to his messages? Cheers my stanny fellows!
“Oi, you go Stanground?”
“The one with the Thots and Fights? Yeah bruv.”
“Sick one ennit, Imma come down your ends and get my boys on you.”

People who talk like this are fucking retards, and Mr Schofield is a T-Rex, disabled Bitch.

Stanground

Really neat place full of friendly people - except for the 9-year-old girls, they can be REALLY catty.
Other than that, Stanground is in a town called Peterborough, which tends to have chavs......
But not in Stanground. There are nice buildings and the winters have just the right amount of snow.
Person 1: Hey you wanna go to Stanground? It's snowing over there

Person 2: YES I love Stanny! Especially the snow :3

stankhound 

A man who is attracted to very slutty women.
These women are so slutty, they stank.
When they see these women, they are instantly attracted to them because they think they will get laid easily.
A man will search the entire bar for them like a bloodhound traces an escaped prisoner.
Good Ole Matt was out last night running around the bar like a stankhound!
stankhound by riverboat27 September 20, 2009

Sandgrounder 

The term used to describe someone from Southport, England. Southport hospital no longer has a maternity ward and so Sandgrounders are becoming rather rare.
Oh your from Southport, so your a Sandgrounder then!
Sandgrounder by Sarah Jayne90 June 1, 2010

slayground 

A significantly higher number of women to men in nightclubs or bars.
'Tonight at the beach bars it was packed with chics, a total slayground.'

'Let's drink at the beaches tonight, it's a total slayground on Saturdays.'
slayground by LOPEZ7784 December 18, 2017

Stargrundle 

The nexus between the grundle and the chocolate starfish (aka anus-hole). Women who are known for liking it when men munch on theirs can be referred to as a stargrundle as well.
Man, I heard that gurl likes it when you munch on her asstaint. She's quite a stargrundle.
Stargrundle by dirk biggler November 14, 2009

staghound 

It's a guy that smells like a hound, but is stagnant as hell. He is more than likely fat as a whale, and 99.9% of the time smells like dog ass. Therefore you call him a staghound
Girl 1: Do you see that dude over there

Girl 2: Haha yeah he's a joke, and a big staghound
staghound by MaryGraceFace July 16, 2014
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