Definitions by MaryGraceFace

staghound 

It's a guy that smells like a hound, but is stagnant as hell. He is more than likely fat as a whale, and 99.9% of the time smells like dog ass. Therefore you call him a staghound

Girl 1: Do you see that dude over there

Girl 2: Haha yeah he's a joke, and a big staghound

staghound by MaryGraceFace July 16, 2014