Standardist
“As a standardist, Afaron ensures his work meets specific quality benchmarks, but he doesn’t obsess over unattainable perfection.”
Standardist by SigmaGod December 16, 2024
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She's got standards
A phrase used by guys to put-down their friends after the friends have been rejected. Can be used jokingly or defensively.
Guy 1: What's her problem?
Guy 2: She's got standards
Guy 3: Don't mess with my sister man, she's got standards.
Guy 2: She's got standards
Guy 3: Don't mess with my sister man, she's got standards.
She's got standards by Rainchecker22 October 20, 2010
no standards saturday
the night of the week where everyone drops their usual standards of the opposite sex for the sake of making the night a good time
he showed that he was practicing 'no standards saturday' when he took home the ugliest girl at the party
no standards saturday by thepoonhandler February 4, 2010
e-standards
Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.
"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"
e-standards by brendan June 26, 2004
Standardized Tests
The great enslaver. They bind the souls of man into a vast and uniform grid devoid of reality, of existence, of meaning. The tests are the infernal spawn of the infernal spawn of evil- they take education and crush it down into bubbles, which they further crush into your poor mind. So called "educators," make the children take the ACTs, SATs, etc. only to harness what was good in their life and crush it away. The tests have no purpose but to destroy, to conquer, to cause anguish to the wretched and miserable test-takers. They reify all that is bad, wrong, evil, disgusting, putrescent, and filthy. There is no moral harm greater than being forced to take a standardized test.
Jim had to take standardized tests. Rather than complete it he stabbed his pencil through his throat and watched the blood gush out on to the neat answer sheet, filling in the ovals with the red pain they cause for humanity. Jim died.
Standardized Tests by The Wisest One of All Time October 11, 2009
Low Standards
When A Girl Or A Boy are so desperate for friends or an intimate partner that they will take even the least attractive and least intelligent etc. as adequate.
Low Standards by Captain Cream Soda August 5, 2016
ghostz's standards
standards that raise video games to the highest standards possible. popular big name games such as Halo, Half Life, Metal Gear Solid, etc do not score very high because they are unoriginal and not very fun. For a game to score high, it must very innovative and fun. (I.E. Mario, Mario Kart, Metroid Prime, Geist, Paper Mario, ZELDA, etc.)
Uneducated Gamer: Does anyone know if I should preorder Halo 3?
Hardcore gamer: No way man, Ghostz's Standards flopped it before it was announced. Stay far away from this one.
Hardcore gamer: No way man, Ghostz's Standards flopped it before it was announced. Stay far away from this one.
ghostz's standards by B00M Headshot! July 30, 2008