Friend 1 : "Dude, I totally stairfarted on the way up here, it was sick!"
Friend 2: (playing MW2, not listening) "That's crazy, bro."
Friend 2: (playing MW2, not listening) "That's crazy, bro."
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A "Stairface Chippendale" is the term used to describe someone who thinks he is without fault in any situation and that the world owes him an apology because his own life is worthless.
"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
"Stairface" may refer to either:
A. An area of granulation tissue positioned along ones head in a staircase-like formation, or
B. The fact that the person in question feels like he may walk all over someone as if they don't matter - because his righteousness reigns supreme.
Frequently, examples 'A' and 'B' are exemplified by one in the same person.
"Chippendale" is the reference that the offender believes that his high horse is justified, therefore allowing him to be the "Stairface" as described.
After the accident, he turned into a total Stairface Chippendale." "Really? I haven't talked to him to know..." "Oh yeah. He wears the scars as a badge requiring all those in the know to bow down in pity for him. Further, he uses the bad circumstances to justify his treating others, especially family, as worthless garbage." "Wow, that's rough dude." "Yeah it is, but that Stairface Chippendale can go fuck himself because the way he treats others is inappropriate and is better than he himself should be treated." "I see your point. What a doucher.
by kult December 14, 2010
Get the Stairface Chippendale mug.To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.
Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"
Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."
Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."
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Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
Guy 2: She didn't fake it?
Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!
Guy 2: Dude....
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