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A legend who is known to have sexual intercourse under flights of stairs at John Marshal High School. He Is now graduated and living the sauce life.
Student: too bad stairmaster isn't here anymore. I looked up to him so much.
by stairmasterisgnarly January 18, 2014
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Doggystyle Intercourse on top of a flight of stairs, when the male knocks out the feemale's arms and rides her the entire way down.
Also see bobsled.
Nicole will be eating through a straw for a few weeks because i gave her the stair master.
by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005
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To totally own, abuse, or dominate.
He really stairmastered his nuts on that firehydrant.

I'll stairmaster that loser.
by chad&friends April 15, 2003
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Getting a blowjob on a stairwell. Often this causes the shakes, especially when done outside your neighbors door. There is a certain covertness to this often when it is said.
Hey, my sexy Russian baby momma want to help me get in shape on the stair master when they pass out?
by Kiss Kiss & Hero December 19, 2015
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