Guy 1: Dude you wouldn't believe what my girl did last night!

Guy 2: She didn't fake it?

Guy 1: Nah, I was walking up stairs behind her and smacked her ass and she suprised me with a Cleveland Stairmaster!

Guy 2: Dude....

Cleveland Stairmaster by Skadandy88 December 14, 2010

organic stairmaster

aka a hill.

I'm gonna go get some exercise on the organic stairmaster.

I climbed every organic stairmaster in Florida the other day.

The organic stairmaster sure tires out Fluffy.

organic stairmaster by I'mwithBeardy April 9, 2010

Word of the Day on October 28, 2010

rowing machine and stairmaster

A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.

"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.

rowing machine and stairmaster by NuttyJ January 12, 2006

stairmasterbating

To engage in an intense exercise or fitness regime which causes one to ignore relationships and responsibilities; usually a short-lived affair seen at the beginning of the year and immediately prior to bikini season.

Jessica: "Sorry I didn't call you back. I was on the treadmill. I love the way I feel now that I'm losing weight!"

Martin: "Well, I swear to God, if you don't answer the phone again because you're stairmasterbating I'm going to come over and poke Rocky Road down your throat."

stairmasterbating by vaguelyethnic March 29, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026