Stair kids

Kids that are very weird and immature. They have a strange attraction to sets of stairs. They hang out there all the time.

Person 1: Bro who are those kids hanging out at the stairs?

Person 2: Stair kids bro

Person 1: WTF is that one doing?

Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.

Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.

Stair kids by D-R3K February 7, 2009

Stairkid 

A Stairkid is someone who is weird, doesn’t play sports, and hangs out on the stairs in their house if they have some. They don’t have to have some. And you can still play sports and be a stairkid. Basically a really weird person.

What a stairkid!

That is a stairkid right there.

Stairkid by JesusMonke March 11, 2021

Stairkids 

Stairkids are like the weird kids at highschool, but much, much worse. They spend their lunches sitting on the stairs, playing house like games, typically found with capes made from towels around their necks. These are normally the outcome of drinking during pregnancy, and the lack of parental figures. Approach with caution

Note: Typically smell like ranch, cheese, socks and Taco Bell Bathrooms after 11 am rush

Person A: Woah! Why are those kids pretending to hump each other?
Person B: Oh, those are Stairkids. Better look away, you never want to make I contact with them

Stairkids by Evert_69 September 15, 2022

Stairkids 

Stairkids are like the weird kids at highschool, but much, much worse. They spend their lunches sitting on the stairs, playing house like games, typically found with capes made from towels around their necks. These are normally the outcome of drinking during pregnancy, and the lack of parental figures. Approach with caution

Note: Typically smell like ranch, cheese, socks and Taco Bell Bathrooms after 11 am rush

Person A: Woah! Why are those kids pretending to hump each other?
Person B: Oh, those are Stairkids. Better look away, you never want to make I contact with them

Stairkids by Evert_69 September 15, 2022

Stairoids 

A person who temporarily uses steroids to make them taller than a certain person hence the word “stair” in the name.

Omg! Adriana is using stairoids to be taller than me on picture day!

Stairoids by PennyWheeze September 26, 2019

stairoids

Performance-enhancing substances dat permit faster “dashin’ up da steps” athletics.

Maybe if Laurel and Hardy had taken stairoids before attempting to “Heeeave…! Hohhhh…!” da ponderous piano-box from Vendome Street at da base of da hill all da way up to Descanso Drive at da top, they might have accomplished said task without so many absurd delays and setbacks. (Orrrrrrr they could have just initially used da ramp-street to simply clip-clop their delivery-wagon up there --- no muss, no fuss --- as da passing mail-carrier incredulously pointed out to them.)

stairoids by QuacksO February 3, 2026