Kids that are very weird and immature. They have a strange attraction to sets of stairs. They hang out there all the time.
Person 1: Bro who are those kids hanging out at the stairs?
Person 2: Stair kids bro
Person 1: WTF is that one doing?
Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.
Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.
Person 2: Stair kids bro
Person 1: WTF is that one doing?
Person 2: Looks like he's hanging upside down from the stair railing.
Person 1: Let's leave. These stair kids are creeping me out.
by D-R3K February 7, 2009
Get the Stair kids mug.A Stairkid is someone who is weird, doesn’t play sports, and hangs out on the stairs in their house if they have some. They don’t have to have some. And you can still play sports and be a stairkid. Basically a really weird person.
by JesusMonke March 11, 2021
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Stairkids are like the weird kids at highschool, but much, much worse. They spend their lunches sitting on the stairs, playing house like games, typically found with capes made from towels around their necks. These are normally the outcome of drinking during pregnancy, and the lack of parental figures. Approach with caution
Note: Typically smell like ranch, cheese, socks and Taco Bell Bathrooms after 11 am rush
Note: Typically smell like ranch, cheese, socks and Taco Bell Bathrooms after 11 am rush
Person A: Woah! Why are those kids pretending to hump each other?
Person B: Oh, those are Stairkids. Better look away, you never want to make I contact with them
Person B: Oh, those are Stairkids. Better look away, you never want to make I contact with them
by Evert_69 September 15, 2022
Get the Stairkids mug.Stairkids are like the weird kids at highschool, but much, much worse. They spend their lunches sitting on the stairs, playing house like games, typically found with capes made from towels around their necks. These are normally the outcome of drinking during pregnancy, and the lack of parental figures. Approach with caution
Note: Typically smell like ranch, cheese, socks and Taco Bell Bathrooms after 11 am rush
Note: Typically smell like ranch, cheese, socks and Taco Bell Bathrooms after 11 am rush
Person A: Woah! Why are those kids pretending to hump each other?
Person B: Oh, those are Stairkids. Better look away, you never want to make I contact with them
Person B: Oh, those are Stairkids. Better look away, you never want to make I contact with them
by Evert_69 September 15, 2022
Get the Stairkids mug.A person who temporarily uses steroids to make them taller than a certain person hence the word “stair” in the name.
by PennyWheeze September 26, 2019
Get the Stairoids mug.Maybe if Laurel and Hardy had taken stairoids before attempting to “Heeeave…! Hohhhh…!” da ponderous piano-box from Vendome Street at da base of da hill all da way up to Descanso Drive at da top, they might have accomplished said task without so many absurd delays and setbacks. (Orrrrrrr they could have just initially used da ramp-street to simply clip-clop their delivery-wagon up there --- no muss, no fuss --- as da passing mail-carrier incredulously pointed out to them.)
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