Stairoids

A person who temporarily uses steroids to make them taller than a certain person hence the word “stair” in the name.

Omg! Adriana is using stairoids to be taller than me on picture day!

by PennyWheeze September 26, 2019

stairoids

Performance-enhancing substances dat permit faster “dashin’ up da steps” athletics.

Maybe if Laurel and Hardy had taken stairoids before attempting to “Heeeave…! Hohhhh…!” da ponderous piano-box from Vendome Street at da base of da hill all da way up to Descanso Drive at da top, they might have accomplished said task without so many absurd delays and setbacks. (Orrrrrrr they could have just initially used da ramp-street to simply clip-clop their delivery-wagon up there --- no muss, no fuss --- as da passing mail-carrier incredulously pointed out to them.)

by QuacksO February 3, 2026