Stagicide

The act of 1) leaping or jumping off a stage after horribly failing at acting or missing a line, 2) throwing an actor off the stage for doing either of the above things

1) During the middle of the performance, the actor playing Hamlet tripped on stage and after standing up and seeing the audience laughing at him, he committed stagicide.

2) the stage crew took revenge on the actor playing Hamlet, by stagiciding him during the last performance.

by Anna Pine March 24, 2011

Stewicide

The act of committing suicide due to a horrible teacher

The whole class committed stewicide after they all failed their exams.

by soon to be dead stewdent October 18, 2016

Stabcident

An incident where someone is stabbed.

Hey Scott... don’t let this knife fight end with a you in a hospital because of an unexpected stabcident

by cokemidget November 3, 2020

samicide

when you commit suicide by paying someone on the street to run over you multiple times until fatality.

1-i hate my life. i want to die.
2-my cousin committed samicide. it was pretty affective. it might work for you.
1-ok thanks.

by ayyyyoooo May 29, 2009

Swagcident

An incident in which an individuals swagger is so strong that normal actions are equivalent to spitting game.

"Yo i just walked by and your girl just gave me her number. I didn't even ask for it!" "Pure swagcident."

by gnarbreh April 12, 2010

stupicide

The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself.

I committed stupicide last night. I stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and then I remembered I've got an electric cooker.

by rubble May 19, 2006

stupicide

The act of killing someone who is intolerably stupid. Alternately: the act of killing someone by subjecting them to overwhelming amounts of idiocy.

I'm going to have to commit stupicide if this guy doesn't shut up.

The guy found dead while watching "The Fast & The Furious" was clearly a victim of stupicide.

by Greenie July 21, 2004