madgeworth

The amount of cannabis you can smoke in a hashpipe using only the igniting power of a single matchstick.

First Pothead Pixie - Lend us a blim man.
Second Pothead Pixie - Sorry man I can't, I've only got a madgeworth.
First Pothead Pixie - Uh, that's heavy shit man!

See also blim.

by rubble June 15, 2006

stupicide

The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself.

I committed stupicide last night. I stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and then I remembered I've got an electric cooker.

by rubble May 19, 2006