The act of attempting suicide but failing miserably because of your own stupidity and only succeeding in embarassing yourself.
I committed stupicide last night. I stuck my head in the oven to gas myself and then I remembered I've got an electric cooker.
The amount of cannabis you can smoke in a hashpipe using only the igniting power of a single matchstick.
First Pothead Pixie - Lend us a blim man.
Second Pothead Pixie - Sorry man I can't, I've only got a madgeworth.
First Pothead Pixie - Uh, that's heavy shit man!
See also blim.
