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Two stage shit
This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.
Two stage shit by Mathmoss November 8, 2018
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Two Stage Flute
When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Two Stage Flute by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
Two Stage Flute
When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!
Two Stage Flute by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018
Two-State Period
a medical condition you (🫵) have reached in every exam season where u constantly shift between two states
1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table
This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.
Characterized by
• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.
Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)
1. All your 💩 on your bed
2. All your 💩 on your table
This is a result of not giving a 💩 cause all u want to do is sleep (and watch tiktok) but u have to study so u do exactly that.
Characterized by
• Random papers on the floor that the patient was too lazy to throw away
• Messy bed that hasn't been made in weeks
• No organisation of whatever books and stuff they have anywhere
• Millions of pens that have run out of ink.
Treatment: Finish ur exams. (good luck!)
Two-State Period by ltsam May 23, 2022
two-stager
A strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess fecal matter from the rectum and has to evacuate for a second time, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet another round of wiping the excrement from the anus.
After a scrumptious serving of Dean's meatballs, I took a huge two-stager which emitted a scent which replicated that of downtown Mumbai.
two-stager by DeanPalmer January 17, 2011
Jenny Two Stare
When you check out a guy while he's walking towards you and then after he passes you turn around and check him out again. It has to be very obvious that you checked him out too.
Jenny Two Stare by emichgirl January 2, 2010
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