two-stager 

A strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess fecal matter from the rectum and has to evacuate for a second time, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet another round of wiping the excrement from the anus.

After a scrumptious serving of Dean's meatballs, I took a huge two-stager which emitted a scent which replicated that of downtown Mumbai.

two-stager by DeanPalmer January 17, 2011

Three-Two Stagger 

A 5 cup re-rack in beer pong in which cups are vertically aligned, with 3 on the left and 2 on the right. This rack is also referred to as the "D" or the "Swagger Stagger."

Tyler: Yo Trevor we need one more cup to get the three-two stagger. You need to make this.

Trevor: I got this. (ball goes into cup and beer splashes)

Tyler: Big shot. Give us a 3-2 Stagger when you get a chance

Tyler & Trevor: This game is OVER

Three-Two Stagger by Swagger Staggaaa August 18, 2009

Two stage shit 

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

Two stage shit by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

Two Stage Flute 

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

Two Stage Flute by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

Two Stage Flute 

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

Two Stage Flute by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

Stage Two 

When things start getting real

"Okay bitch, it's stage two."

Stage Two by v6y7 y September 5, 2015