Definitions by DeanPalmer
Colombian boiler
Similar to that of an Italian Boiler, whereby a restrained man's penile shaft is dipped into a pot of boiling water, but substituting coffee for the water.
Last night I accidentally shot a load onto my sister's wedding dress, so my Filipino-descended father with a clubbed foot tied me up with a rusty chain and gave me a Colombian Boiler.
Colombian boiler by DeanPalmer September 30, 2011
mobility scooter bird
Last night I rode a mobility scooter bird for a few hours after getting hammered at the local pub... now it hurts when I pee.
mobility scooter bird by DeanPalmer September 27, 2011
lubble
When a person from Lubbock, Texas is oblivious to the world and only knows of current happenings relevant to their little hick town which is over 500KM from any major city. A person that lives inside of a lubble is usually an ignoramus and has lost all hope in life to succeed outside of their redneck town.
I used to know a girl who had potential in life until she moved to Lubbock, TX and started to live inside of a lubble.
lubble by DeanPalmer April 29, 2011
three-stager
Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.
After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle.
three-stager by DeanPalmer January 18, 2011
two-stager
A strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess fecal matter from the rectum and has to evacuate for a second time, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet another round of wiping the excrement from the anus.
After a scrumptious serving of Dean's meatballs, I took a huge two-stager which emitted a scent which replicated that of downtown Mumbai.
two-stager by DeanPalmer January 17, 2011