Stage Penis

That awkward bent skin stick that has a canyon where the tip should be...

Stage penis..... Ew gross!

by Story-Teller January 5, 2015

Hardcore Shellshock Penis Stage

When the penis is stuck in the boner stage after having an orgasm that it cannot handle.

He cummed so hard that he was stuck in the hardcore shellshock penis stage.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

stale penis

Andrew Priest

Gee, that Andrew priest kid is a real stale penis

by stale fungus July 8, 2015

State Penis

State Penis. More sexy then Tricycle Penis Boat. Its a gender. Very, VERY sexy. Holy shit thats fucking sexy .. goddamn!

"Hey bro I think I'm State Penis."

"Me too. BESTIES!! #SLAY!!!!"

by ImGayButGay October 24, 2022

Stale Penis

A game where 2 straight men stand in front of each other will completely naked and stare at each other, the person who's penis moves first loses, can go on for hours and is sometimes called a game for horny people

Phill went to toms house and ended up winning a game of stale penis.

by Chickenman369 June 2, 2018

Stale Penis

Also known as an expired penis, is a penis that has not been used for years at end. Then creating a sour staleness.

Your grandpa has a stale penis...

by Lucy Bae August 29, 2017