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Stagamer 

Mix of the term stagnate and gamer.

The stagamer likes his games the way he likes his brain, cold and dead. Nothing new added or removed.

You'll see a lot of stagamers on steam discussions. They will always find a way to make even the best community suggestions for a game sound like a terrible idea, and nothing can convince them otherwise.

They don't care if the devs themselves add in any features, but they love to find flaws with suggestions from the players.

Most of them are narcissistic and/or toxic.

If you have a cool idea for a game being developed and want to talk about it with other players, be ready for a stagamer to pop up. They WILL be there to ruin your idea.

It doesn't matter how much you try to adjust youe suggestion to fit their criticism. They will always think your idea is trash. There is nothing you can do.
*On steam discussions for a small indie game*

Gamer: "I think it would be neat if you added in a shotgun into this game! It would help it grow and attract more players!"

Stagamer: "No! Shotguns are TERRIBLE and ruin the game!"

Gamer: "Oh, well I also thought perhaps an ak47 could be added i-"

Stagamer: "NO. It's way too powerful!"

Gamer: "But I haven't even said what stats this stuff will have ye-"

Stagamer: "NO. YOUR IDEAS ARE TERRIBLE. THIS GAME IS PERFECTLY FINE AS IT IS AND SHOULD NEVER BE CHANGED."

*1 Week later...*

*Developer ads in shorgun and ak47*

Stagamer: "Wow! Great idea! This game sucked beforehand!"
Stagamer by Anonymousmobster February 16, 2021
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Stagaversary 

An annual holiday for men to celebrate the anniversary of a stag party by leaving the confines of normal life behind and religiously obeying only three rules:

a) No-one is a stag;
b) Everyone is a stag; and
c) Everyone behaves like a stag
It is Doug's stagaversary this weekend, watch out
Stagaversary by Alan's beard May 21, 2013
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Stagmerta 

Akin to the Mafia code of silence, but specific to the stag do. This is the standard cop-out clause that means you don't have to admit to getting your knob polished by a stripper (unless you're unlucky enough to be Bryan McFadden, of course). Also extends to any other aspect of the trip that could cause embarassment to any participant.
"Who shat their bed? I couldn't possibly comment as I am bound by Stagmerta never to speak of that weekend to outsiders."
Stagmerta by ah April 6, 2004

Shagamer 

A person who shuns a gamer or a girl who games or anyone a games
That guy shunned me just because I play video games what a shagamer
A person who jukes like crazy; the best player in a game
*Jake jukes every person he sees in gorilla tag* "omg Jake is such a stgamer"
Stgamer by Ra1ki September 5, 2022
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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