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Stagmerta 

Akin to the Mafia code of silence, but specific to the stag do. This is the standard cop-out clause that means you don't have to admit to getting your knob polished by a stripper (unless you're unlucky enough to be Bryan McFadden, of course). Also extends to any other aspect of the trip that could cause embarassment to any participant.
"Who shat their bed? I couldn't possibly comment as I am bound by Stagmerta never to speak of that weekend to outsiders."
Stagmerta by ah April 6, 2004
Words you can keep

swagpertation 

to channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.
"Man, this party blows, I'm using swagpertation to get out of here."
swagpertation by hulahulapickle April 2, 2014

staggeratthang 

This is hardcore warehouse stock room jargon. It roughly translates to putting an item in a certain spot, the spot will more than likey be pointed out physically.
Staggeratthang over there man :::points to location::::
staggeratthang by lg July 24, 2004

Swaggertastical 

A word describing someone that carries themself with a certain swagger that is fantastic and wonderful to those who are blessed to experience it at any given time.
Jermaine: I swear, being this perfect is a full time job. Light skin with a nice grin. Niggas, im ya girlfiend's hero. She be calling me her Supermaine. The Pretty Boi is here ! Ladies holla.

Millie: Oh shit! That Jermaine nigga is sooo Swaggertastical. I wish he was mine. I'd do anything to have him.


stagmented 

to break into small parts and begin at different times. From concat. of staggered and segmented.
The development process of this project will follow a stagmented approach. Thus reducing the overall time required for completion.
stagmented by Damien January 6, 2004

swaggertap 

Swaggertap- pass ya swag to another with a tap or tag.
Guy 1: Swaggertap!! Passing you the swag.

Guy 2: thanks for the swag.

Can also be played while snowboarding or longboarding
swaggertap by snowboardswag January 6, 2012

Swaggertastic 

Rad, fantastic, awesom. May be used to describe people who are extremely amazing and cool and are the slightest bit stupid(;
Man, dude check out hallies swaggertastic pants. Man, her and val are so swaggertastic!!
Swaggertastic by Swaggertastic(: November 15, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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