st.mary

a catholic high school in the heart of Pickering, Ontario that has more hiked up kilts then girls, the teachers are pretty sick, except the selected few. The rules are gay and nobody follows them.

St.Mary is a catholic high school in the small town of Pickering, Ontario.

st.mary by defsfffdsfdf June 12, 2008

St Mary's Cathedral College

Quite literally a cement prison. 1/3 of the school is gay or bi but too scared to admit it. They either stare at their homie's ass or the teacher's ass. Every student from year 9+ has more hormones than 5 standard male adults.

The school although in close proximity to Sydney Grammars, lacks everything they have, such as functional toilets. Every second week a toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Or the door is broken because some kid kicked it down while shouting "FBI open up", while their friend is taking a shit or pissing. The school can recite the Angelus off by heart, but it can't recite the multiplication table, no matter how hard they try. The school cares more about whether the students are wearing black or white socks more than anything.

The whole school either has a new MacBook or a new gaming laptop to play their Summertime Saga on. They think they can stop students from accessing social media at school, when everyone has a VPN.

And yes, St Mary's Cathedral College is the school that had a principal arrested for Child abuse charges. And the religion teachers deny George Pell's wrongdoing and get all riled up every time they hear his name. The only notable alumni since the school was established in 1824 is Albanese who still can't win against Scomo, Although bragging about being the oldest Catholic school in Australia, they are second, after Parramatta Marist. So I don't know where they are getting this false information from.

Person 1: Who's that kid slapping his friend's ass?
Person 2: Probably a St Mary's Cathedral College student

Person 1:Who's failed science test is that?
Person 2: A St Mary's student probably

Person 1: Who's that sexist, racist pig?
Person 2: Pretty obviously a St Mary's student

Person 1: Who's that virgin looking clown?
Person 2: St Mary's student for sure.

St Mary's Cathedral College by Cathedral man April 28, 2022

st mary's cbgs 

Shithole. Beware of this one. Pedophiles and horny classroom assistants are around every corner

West Belfast, Glen Road, St mary's cbgs

st mary's cbgs by iambatmanorami November 22, 2013

St Mary's Catholic College Casino 

This is a school that has the principal been removed by the fellow students. The students have elected one of their own as the principal... Chingynot. This school is the first in the world to have a student as a principal.

The school consists of lack of life and a thrill of boringness. That is why the principal has been elected out by a fellow student.

Damn St Mary's got a new principal that is a student?! WHAAATTT???!!!! St Mary's Catholic College Casino have made the right move.

St Mary's Catholic College Casino by srddd June 17, 2020

St Mary's 

n.
1. Short for, Saint Mary's College of Maryland
2. The bad ass school on the river. We grow pot, we smoke pot, we eat pot, we live pot. Mardigreens and Hallowgreens are regularly used terms. If you've "lost it" your shoes WILL be hanging from a tree. On your birthday expect to get ponded. Buy your booze at Cooks and party hard at Monks or The Green Door. Public Safety officers are our best friends, especially when they are chasing us from The Point. We flock to the Keys for spring break and, when we return, we ride around naked on bicycles. We live in Rough House, Snow Hill, Rubbleheap, and Mt. Pleasant. Our hippies have perfected the art that is frisbee golf. On Easter we hunt for Natty Bo...not eggs. Say hello to Sunshine and Cowboy and then pop your collar bitches....you're in St Mary's.
3. And we have a climbing wall.

Q: "Oh, so you go to Mount St. Mary's?"
A: "Dude, no way! I go to St. Mary's. On the river."

St Mary's by sparkplug March 23, 2005

St Mary's 

When you wake up to sirens and helicopters don't worry the bomb squad has taken car of the light fixtures.

Q: Why was World Carnival cancelled?
A: Because the groundskeeps found a fallen lighting fixture and mistaked it for a pipe bomb!!

St Mary's by Ian, Sarah, and Bridgin April 17, 2005

st mary cray 

Shite hole, home to the gypsies.

St Mary cray is a shite hole, it's full of gypsies!
Jake went to st Mary cray, he said it was a proper shite hole ad that he met a gypsie called 'cuson John'

st mary cray by Emanuel7776 March 3, 2014