Quite literally a cement
prison. 1/3 of the school is gay or
bi but too scared to admit it. They either stare at their
homie'
s ass or the teacher'
s ass. Every student from year 9+ has more hormones than 5 standard male adults.
The school although in close proximity to Sydney Grammars, lacks everything they have, such as functional toilets. Every second week a
toilet is stuffed with toilet paper. Or the
door is broken because some
kid kicked it down while shouting "FBI open up", while their friend is taking a
shit or pissing. The school can recite the Angelus off by
heart, but it can't recite the multiplication table, no matter how hard they try. The school cares more about whether the students are wearing black or white socks more than anything.
The whole school either has a new MacBook or a new gaming laptop to play their Summertime Saga on. They think they can stop students from accessing social media at school, when everyone has a VPN.
And yes, St Mary'
s Cathedral College is the school that had a principal arrested for Child abuse charges. And the religion teachers deny George Pell'
s wrongdoing and get all riled up every time they hear his name. The only notable alumni since the school was established in 1824 is Albanese who still can't win against Scomo, Although bragging about being the oldest Catholic school in Australia, they are second, after Parramatta Marist. So I don't know where they are getting this false information from.
Person 1: Who'
s that kid slapping his friend'
s ass?
Person 2: Probably a St Mary's Cathedral College student
Person 1:Who's failed science test is that?
Person 2: A St Mary's student probably
Person 1: Who's that sexist, racist
pig?
Person 2: Pretty obviously a St Mary's student
Person 1: Who's that virgin looking clown?
Person 2: St Mary's student for sure.
