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St Joseph’s 

St Joseph’s is a trash school where you get lied to on induction day. The actual school is hell it’s filled with hoes that smell like fish and the boys that think they r badmans the teachers are racist and probably suck toes the school is so bad that One class misbehaving is enough to make a teacher cry and get fired.
Person 1: “I’m planning on moving to st Joseph’s”
Person 2: “DONT it’s terrible”
St Joseph’s by Anon:)123 June 7, 2020
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St Joseph's Institution 

For a catholic school, there are a LOT of gays. That is until you go to year 5 (Junior College) and meet girls where there's a 180 degree change and you become insanely obsessed over them. At 12 30pm, for the duration of 20 seconds, disciplinary action will be taken against anyone who claps or cheers. A picture of our founder, father of the de la salle schools, hangs eerily at the back of the class. Sit on the right side of the classroom, around the third seat from the front, and enjoy his heavenly gaze. So much for cheating on a test. Also, the school is too broke to give you staple bullets during examinations so you spend like 5 minutes panicking as you tie your essay papers. There's a water fountain where you are invited to rest your feet in, a maze, statues, artwork all around. At first glance it seems like a rich school, which is surprising considering the fact that we get little to no financial support from the government. Try our wifi during thunderstorms and feel the pain of our teachers and students. Performing Arts and sports CCAs are stressful, the current principal is an open liverpool fan and the teachers don't shy away from political incorrectness. Overall, great school. Very lively, especially when your favorite teacher starts scolding everyone and makes it into a joke. If you come here as a snowflake, we'll build you up into a man, motivating you through insults, pushes, butt slaps and all round wholesome advice. Seriously though, come here.
Guy 1: St Joseph's Institution (SJI) is better than RI
Guy 2: Yeah fuck those nerds

st joseph's academy 

located in the wealthiest area in st louis, the population of this all girls high school only cares about three things...money, sports, and partying. and even though thir mascot is the angels...believe me...they're all far from that. this school is filled with the rich-bitches from all over st louis.
-a parking lot filled with BMWs...that is the st joseph's academy parking lot.
- a school next door to a neiman marcus...st joseph's academy
- a school that has so many state banners that they can barely fit on the walls of their gym...saint joseph's academy

St Joseph's Prep

An elite institution that has been training the sons of bricklayers to be insurance salesman and public defenders for over 160 years. Some of the finest municipal workers in the county graduated from the Prep. Ron Pearlman once noted that he had Prep attorney knock down a DUI to a parking ticket. He said it was some the finest legal maneuvering he had seen in his lifetime by an inebriate.
St Joseph's Prep, Widener Law feeder, University of Phoenix

St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace 

St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace is a Greater Public Schools private, Catholic, day school for boys only, located in Spring Hill, an inner suburb of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. Gregory Terrace, or just Terrace, as it's known for short, is the cheapest of the elite GPS schools (excluding Brisbane State High School (BSHS) and yet offers what is considered to be the best education out of all of them. Terrace consistently performs above every other school in the state except for the extremely expensive Brisbane Grammar School, in which they perform of equal standing. As of 2018, fees start at $15,000. The school is famous or being "well rounded," as it performs very well in all three areas. for example, along with its sister school, All Hallow's School, every year, the choirs from both schools travel to Gallipoli, Turkey, to perform as the primary choir at the ANZAC service, that is televised around Australia every ANZAC day. Terrace neither falls short in the sports department, having what is arguably the best playing grounds in the country. The Tennyson Playing Grounds come equipped with a large grandstand, a large HD screen to broadcast the games at play and, what must be the pride of the school, the rowing shed. This rowing shed is the largest in the southern hemisphere. Among other things, Terrace is an extremely well performing school.
Yeah I go to GT

I'm from St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace. The one in the city.

I go to Terrace, we're the ones that wear red and black.

St Joseph's Prep

Is an elite institution that trains young men to global icons. After moving out of their parents basement at 37. Many go on to living in exotic locations like Northern Liberties, Fishtown, or their dealer's couch
St Joseph's Prep, Prepped, Stunted, Stifled, Saddled, Stuck

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent 

CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent, infamous for girls fighting in sengkang carparks and having yp bfs 😚😚😚 ij's biggest export of gays and xmms, and (ngl) the most xiasuey ij school
yp: eh u what sch ah?
xmm: im frm chij st. joseph's convent la bdh
CHIJ St. Joseph's Convent by uhmyalol September 23, 2022
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