sqwerching
“DUDE while i was at the prank today i had to fart so badly”
“did ya man?”
“nah man but it started sqwerching out”
“did ya man?”
“nah man but it started sqwerching out”
sqwerching by sexysisters June 14, 2019
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squeaching
The act of laughing so hard you sound like your Spongebob on drugs. Usually used when your friend gives off a retarded vibe.
*Friend sends you something funny but very utterly retarded*
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!
Me: HOLY FUCK IM SQUEACHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW!!
squeaching by AriiiTheIdiot June 22, 2017
Related Words
squelching
"Leah, what were you doing last night? I swear I heard squelching"
"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"
"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"
"No, I swear we were just talking and making out"
"Damn girl, i had to pee on the porch"
squelching by Ali THE COOLEST May 31, 2005
squeeching
Cade would no stop squeeching so, Mrs Page threw a pen at him.
( for further reference, see cade evans)
( for further reference, see cade evans)
squeeching by dam boi he thicc October 29, 2019
squelching
The sound you make when you've just curled out a very wet shit in your pants and can't be bothered to go home and change so you head to the nearest bar and sit down and have a drink. Everyone can smell you but you don't care. What you do care about is the fact that every time you move from cheek to cheek to get more comfortable you simply end up squelching all the time.
"Fucking hell mate, is that you making that smell?"
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."
"Yeah. I just shit my pants."
"Can't you go home and change?"
"Yeah I guess. To be honest, probably best cos I'm just squelching over here. Fuck it's even running down into my boots."
squelching by Barry Spanners June 20, 2016
squeeching
squeeching by MandeeConvery March 26, 2008
Squelching
Similar to Feltching, except performed with the gerbil's more nefarious cousin the squirrel. Often the tail is left protruding the rectal cavity, allowing for easy extraction of the fecal laden rodent (Not to mention a very fashionable furry tail while enjoying the tiny beast's frantic claustrophobia)
Sam enjoys squelching, so much so that he's taken up breeding squirrels in his basement. Poor squirrels never see it coming till its too late...
Squelching by SamIamIam_GreenEggsAndHam May 23, 2008
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