NOUN - a person that winks a squiggle (often used as an insult)

ADJECTIVE - used to describe a person as needing of approval, attention-seeking and rather pathetic

Hey, squiggle winker - come over here

Wow, Donald Trump is great - he isn’t a squiggle winker - thank god

squiggle winker by zooknookie July 19, 2019

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Cock Squiggler

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.

"The Cock Squigglers back!"

Cock Squiggler by Border January 10, 2019

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Squiggly Line

Line that appears in your peripheral vision

Oh squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the peripheral of my vision.

But when I try to look at you, you scurry away.

Are you shy, squiggly line?

Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye?

Oh, squiggly line, it's alright, you are forgiven.

Squiggly Line by CodyMaut February 20, 2007

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Electric squiggle

When two erect men rub their socks on the carpet then touch penises to create an electric zap. ⚡️

Have you ever tried the electric squiggle? It’s awesome!!

Electric squiggle by The real doodlebob June 21, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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