Squiggler

One who swerves back and forth while driving their car, making a squiggle formation. Commonly used to describe a shitty driver.

That guy drives so bad. He's such a squiggler

by Squiggles September 4, 2015

Squiggler

A soccer term coined by John Rankin; a winger who plays for Scottish Premier League side, Hibernian.

It is an attempt to describe how a long shot towards goal may take an undulating path in mid-air due to the action of 'toe-bashing'(striking a ball with the toe instead of side or instep of foot).

It is generally for power in sacrifice of accuracy.

Rankin hit a squiggler from 40 yards and made Boruc look like a fool to give Hibernian a great 2-0 victory over the Celtic.

by Xoffer January 4, 2009

Squiggler

That Perfect Thing You Can’t Explain

There’s Only One Squiggler

by Bart Thal November 23, 2021

squiggler

Someone who is intolerably stupid/weird/annoying in a way that is hard to pin down.

Stop being such a squiggler Robert, your going to scare away the guests.

by Chad Monke November 6, 2022

Cock Squiggler

Originating from the lakes of Lancashire, the "Cock Squiggler" is one of Britains most notorious Cock artists. Using an unusual and provocative art form, the "Cock Squiggler" draws massively detailed penises in the dirt of cars, vans, Windows and it has even been recorded that he worked in disguise as a face painting artist for the GOSH children's charity. The "Cock Squigglers" work has been criticised and damned heavily by critiques, but many people believe the "Cock Squiggler" is a breath of fresh air to the industry. The artist is however now a fugitive to the state, fleeing 10 years imprisonment after a "mass cock vandalism" that took place in the car park of a pub in Northumberland. Although this has not stopped the artists work, as he has since released his new art collection. This art collection features pieces such as 'The surprise penis', 'Learn em with that', 'Veins in my eyes', 'Splash attack', 'Woopy don't stop' and his most renowned piece to date, 'Pegging in the park'.

"The Cock Squigglers back!"

by Border January 10, 2019

Funcarian Squiggler

A human baby. Derived from the portmanteaus "fun to carry" - fun carryin' - funcarian, and similar portmanteaus "squirm" and "wiggler" - squiggler. It is used as a playful alien-sounding nickname.

My Trekkie uncle will soon be the proud dad of a new funcarian squiggler.

by Alkuna March 21, 2025

squigler

Someone with squiggly handwriting that is totally unreadable.

I can't read your doctor's prescription, he's a total squigler!

by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017