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We all know and are fond of this delightful orange vegetable. However, what is not know is how it is correctly spelled. Back in the times of the Native Americans, they used to eat this veggi a lot. So, they decided to name it squoshex, with an o and an ex at the end. When the whites came, they misinterpreted the word and spelled it the way it sounded (since we're morons) as squash, with an a and no ex at the end. This was a dire mistake on our part and it must be changed if we ever want any Native American tongue preserved. The organization Squoshex Helps Indians To Survive (S.H.I.T.S) is planing to change our spelling of the word to...well...help Indians survive.
1. Boy do I love squoshex the vegetable.
2. Mom, can we have squoshex for dinner tonight?
3. My favorite thing starts with an s and ends with ex...squoshex!
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squoshing 

Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.
Pumping hard..."Squoshing like he smashing". Pronounced with long "o" (rhymes with ocean).
squoshing by jah20twenty January 22, 2014
1. A small amount, but bigger than a smidge
2. A sound made by things that go *squosh*
Person 1: “Yo fam, you tired or something?”
Person 2: “Just a squosh.”
squosh by Ane5577 May 30, 2018

squither 

Verb; A drug induced state acheived after consuming intense amounts of prescription drugs and half price cocktails.
"Yo that purp drank got me squithering";
"that shit was rather squither inducing";
"sorry babe i cant get it up im feeling quite squithered"
"those pills and beers has got me rather squithered!"
squither by zestone March 25, 2008
To accommodate someone temporarily
My friend is (squotting) with me
squot by Igemburg January 6, 2017

squopher 

This word orgianted because once a squirrle and a gopher cross-breaded making a squopher. THe offspring of this cross-breading had half the body of a squirrle and half the body of a gopher, and its penis's were combined to. So it had half a squirrle penis and half a gopher penis. It also has twice the magical power
wow look at the SQuoPHEr
squopher by brian February 3, 2005