Squoth
the cat squothed
Squoth by alina69420 October 20, 2019
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squoshex
We all know and are fond of this delightful orange vegetable. However, what is not know is how it is correctly spelled. Back in the times of the Native Americans, they used to eat this veggi a lot. So, they decided to name it squoshex, with an o and an ex at the end. When the whites came, they misinterpreted the word and spelled it the way it sounded (since we're morons) as squash, with an a and no ex at the end. This was a dire mistake on our part and it must be changed if we ever want any Native American tongue preserved. The organization Squoshex Helps Indians To Survive (S.H.I.T.S) is planing to change our spelling of the word to...well...help Indians survive.
1. Boy do I love squoshex the vegetable.
2. Mom, can we have squoshex for dinner tonight?
3. My favorite thing starts with an s and ends with ex...squoshex!
2. Mom, can we have squoshex for dinner tonight?
3. My favorite thing starts with an s and ends with ex...squoshex!
squoshex by manbearpig will kill you all April 7, 2008
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squoshing
Trying to shove a limp penis into a vagina/hole. Usually happens after the man's first ejaculation, and the woman is still waiting. Goes well with the phrase "limp noodle". Person ends up making fake penetration motions of intercourse.
squoshing by jah20twenty January 22, 2014
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squither
Verb; A drug induced state acheived after consuming intense amounts of prescription drugs and half price cocktails.
squot
To accommodate someone temporarily
squopher
This word orgianted because once a squirrle and a gopher cross-breaded making a squopher. THe offspring of this cross-breading had half the body of a squirrle and half the body of a gopher, and its penis's were combined to. So it had half a squirrle penis and half a gopher penis. It also has twice the magical power
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