Slang for a way of ordering hashbrowns at The Waffle House diners. Scattered smothered and covered means that the hashbrowns are scattered on the grill, smothered with diced onions, and covered with melted cheese.
After a long night of drinking, you have to head down to The Waffle House at 3am and get em scattered smothered and covered.
When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.
Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!
The act of going down on a woman who doesn't invest too much in to vaginal hygiene.
Person A: Yo man. I heard about you going down on Cassie the catfish last night. How did it go?
Person B: It was like being smothered in onions.. terrible.
Person A: LOL.